Are you kidding me?
No wonder it costs 100 bucks...it is endorsed by Richard Simmons. Fisher Price's plastic marvel is the latest attempt to make lots and lots of money...errr, I mean curb the childhood obesity epidemic in America.
I am having a difficult time swallowing the reality that our nation's toddlers need to be put on an exercise regimen. I guess it only stands to reason that lethargy and unhealthy eating habits should accompany a nation's appetite for affluence and diminishing standards. Even harder to swallow is the solution: a plastic stationary exercycle connected to America's god, the TV.
My son has something similar. It has two wheels, pedals, sprockets, a chain, and it connects to the concrete sidewalk. Sure it doesn't teach him his ABC's, but Sandra blows the boob tube out of the water when it comes to that.
2 comments:
I agree....forget this plastic camode and get out of the HOUSE! Get on a REAL bike!
Of course if we weren't eating so much processed sewage (pretty much ALL fast food, pre-packaged meals like Hamburger Helper, white bread, sugary cereals) we wouldn't be talking about adult-onset diabetes in CHILDREN!
A quick hit of the drive-thru, or pre-packaged meal once in a while won't kill anybody, but some people do it every DAY! I used to be one and it WAS killing me.
Thanks FDA! You're swell!
The B.
yea, this is hillarious, and certainly doesn't look fun.
yea for real bikes!
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